Every year, I have the unpleasant duty of writing about the untold story of Santa Claus. It has become my lot in life to expose Santa, possibly because I have been on the naughty list for at least 5 years running now. The one exception was really a fluke several years ago, otherwise I am just generally always in trouble with the jolly old elf.
Some may believe I have a personal vendetta against Santa. I don’t think I do. But thanks for asking.
This article was written to expose Santa exposing himself in all his glory. However, if I come out and say ‘Santa did this…’ or ‘Santa did that…’ no one would believe me.
Therefore, I think a picture says a 1000 words. So therefore I hired a private investigator to follow Santa around, and well, shall we say he was a tad bit revealing?
Look at this new photo, and you tell me!