I do not like vegetables. As a Giraffe, I find them annoying. I do not consider leaves vegetables, so I eat them. In general, I consider vegetables to be somewhat rude. Rude you ask? Yes, rude. When you are not looking, the grow in all kinds of erotic shapes, and embarrass you when you go pick them.
You don’t believe me? Look at some of these vegetables I grew in my garden last year, before I gave them up:
Now you know why I do not like vegetables. They are rude. I will eat leaves and ice cream, and pizza… BUT NOT VEGETABLES!!!