Ridiculous Reticulation by a Preposterous Giraffe on the Edge

Things to do when you find yourself naked in public…

I believe sometimes you just have go with the moment and live life, even if it dishes out things that might be unacceptable to others.  As a Giraffe, I most often tromp around naked.  However, I find that humans are less likely to do this publically, and I think there is a good reason for this. 

Painting yourself blue can be an option if you are naked...

The reason as I have determined it is, they do not have anything to do.  It is that simple.  If they had a plan, like painting their whole body blue or perhaps balancing on their stomach on someones feet, they might have less problems with the concept. 

It would keep their minds off the social ‘indiginity’ that is so often thrust about regarding this, that perhaps they might look at public nakedness as a new art form.  I mean sometimes you have to just let it all loose!  Why not do a naked bike ride, or go play on the trampoline?  So what if it all bounces around and you feel flabby.  Who really cares? 

Why not balance on your belly?

You should just make a list of the things you would like to do in public if you found yourself naked.  Put it in your pocket for now, or maybe write it on the bottom of your foot so would remember the list if you lost your pants.  Take time to just enjoy your naked experience, that is all I am saying with this blog. 

Really just let yourself go, and get into it.  People might stare…so what?  I mean, are you really going to make that big a difference in their lives if you go with a bunch of your friends and take your butts to the beach?  You could paint letters on your cheeks, and send a message to the world!  Wouldn’t that be cool?

I would highly suggest that if you are going to go hang out in bars, that you have a plan to stay in motion.  That way no one really has time to wonder, and hey, they might join you!

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