Giraffopia

Ridiculous Reticulation by a Preposterous Giraffe on the Edge

Why Spammers Suck

| October 19, 2014

Do you hate spammers like I do?  I am a giraffe writing my own blog about the world and my views, and so many spammers think it is acceptable to post ping back links to stupid stuff on this website.  Know this idiots!  You will always be deleted! Always! I think these idiots are more […]

Food that Aligns with Life: The Turd Sandwich

| May 27, 2014

If there was one food that aligns with life, it is the turd sandwich.  Life sometimes has a way of making things difficult.  Sometimes societies develop into a higher level of stupidity by electing leaders to run things that really do not make sense.  Food can align with life, if you really look for it. […]

What a Presidential Nosepick Looks Like

| May 26, 2014

Have you ever been in a public place and needed to go deep for the ol’ tickler that is up the sinus cavity?  You know that feeling of one of those genuine scratchy foreign objects otherwise known as a hardened booger? We have all been there, that is for sure.  If you try to deny […]

Sharting is such Sweet Sorrow…

| February 2, 2013

Have you ever sharted?  You know, that sudden surprise when you thought you were just lifting the old cheek off the church pew for the dry reverberation and ‘UH OH!’ you discover a little or a lot more happened than you expected?  We are talking about the hither-to-known ‘Wet Fart’ that has gain the popular name of […]