Giraffopia

Ridiculous Reticulation by a Preposterous Giraffe on the Edge

Is Michelle Obama, the First Lady, Frumpy? You Bet! Sorry Fat Reporters…

| June 24, 2011

  I humbly write this post in an effort to relay an honest observation to you my readers.  I was watching a newscast the other day with this overweight google eyed reporter that was drooling over Michelle Obama as a ‘fashion queen’.  The videos they showed of the first lady walking from airforce one, and […]

Giraffe Eroticism

| March 8, 2011

Let’s talk about Giraffe eroticism for a moment.  People are scared to talk about Giraffe eroticism publically, but let’s face it.  Women dig Giraffes.  They like our tongues, and franky they are turned on by our reticulation and our horns.  It is really okay to admit.  We Giraffes know it, and are okay with it.  […]