Giraffopia

Ridiculous Reticulation by a Preposterous Giraffe on the Edge

My 2012 New Years Resolution to Offend

| December 30, 2011

“I have decided that my New Year’s resolution in 2012 will be simply: To Offend.  I want to offend as many people as I can.  That is my new ambition.  I will call your favorite celebrity out on the carpet and promote their flaws, and anger you.  That is what I will look for.  I […]

Santa Pees from his Sleigh… Trust me

| December 21, 2011

You know many people do not want to confront the idea that Santa pees from his sleigh, but trust me, he does.  Is that so shocking?  Did you expect him to stop at every rest stop in every country when he needs to go, while he is delivering to 5 billion houses?  Not hardly.  He […]

Top 10 Reasons to ‘Unfriend’ Me on Facebook

| December 15, 2011

Having an abundance of friends on facebook is cool.  Trust me, I have over 1200 at this point.  You can check me out at: Facebook/ToodlesGRaffe. However, I do not think many people consider the dangers of having me as a friend.  I am sometimes a little too outragious for everyones taste.  Therefore, I have prepared […]

Giraffe Proctology & the ‘Flag Pole’ Method

| October 26, 2011

I for one do not want to tread too deeply into a delicate and personal subject of Giraffe proctology, however, I thought this might warrant an interesting discussion topic. The ‘Flag Pole’ method has been widely criticized by Giraffes as being too invasive when trying to resolve modern constipation problems. Because Giraffes are tall, there […]