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Sharting is such Sweet Sorrow…

| February 2, 2013

Have you ever sharted?  You know, that sudden surprise when you thought you were just lifting the old cheek off the church pew for the dry reverberation and ‘UH OH!’ you discover a little or a lot more happened than you expected?  We are talking about the hither-to-known ‘Wet Fart’ that has gain the popular name of […]

Drugs = Self Inflicted Retardation

| January 29, 2013

I seldom digress into serious topics on my blog, and therefore I want to venture there today for just a brief moment or two.  Today, I want to talk about drugs.  What are drugs from a giraffe perspective? From a giraffe perspective they are essentially petroleum by-products introduced into people’s chemistry to give them brief […]

Air Force One’s Expandable First Lady Michelle Obama Toilet

| January 28, 2013

You know that on the Giraffopia blog we write about the most important stuff known to mankind.  Today, is no exception.  In the past, we have written about the detailed analysis of the large butt of first lady Michelle Obama.  Click on this link to see this popular post from a few years ago, when […]

Back to My Naughty Ways: Let’s talk about flies…

| January 27, 2013

I have been away for awhile, and not written on my blog.  I know, you have missed me.  Being a world leader of a major Giraffe Liberation movement is distracting.  I, however, am back an will be writing naughty stuff as I see fit in the coming weeks ahead, simply because… I WANT TOO! For […]