Giraffopia

Ridiculous Reticulation by a Preposterous Giraffe on the Edge

Warning: Those are not fossils on the beach!

| May 25, 2014

Have you ever wandered the beach, and looked for shells?  Ever found something unusual?  Something that looks like a foreign object or perhaps a fossil?  Well I am here to tell you to observe caution!  Those fossils could indeed be something else, and you might be surprised at their origins. No, they are no small […]

Giraffes are gods, and Los Angeles is clouded in farts

| May 24, 2014

Giraffes are gods.  We are not the god, but we are in a class of gods.  Really, and truthfully we are.  We are tall so that we can see above all, and that extra height really impacts how we see the world. Some look upon us as goofy, or even a bit peculiar.  Sure, we […]

Back to my naughty ways

| May 23, 2014

Hello everyone, Toodles here!  I am back to my naughty ways! Just coming back from a long hiatus in which I was sequestered from an onslaught of lion haters.  I have returned to my blog here to bring to the world my unique insight and enlightenment on what you perceive to be true.  I want […]

What Ever You Do… Don’t Step in It!

| February 6, 2013

You have thought about it.  You see it was an intriguing future.  The very idea of placing your foot into it to settle that deep satisfaction for yourself that it is real, that it’s very moment of perfection sitting there unobstructed needs to be disturbed.  Yes, you know what I mean.  It is that uncontrollable […]