Giraffopia

Ridiculous Reticulation by a Preposterous Giraffe on the Edge

Top 10 Reasons to ‘Unfriend’ Me on Facebook

| December 15, 2011

Having an abundance of friends on facebook is cool.  Trust me, I have over 1200 at this point.  You can check me out at: Facebook/ToodlesGRaffe. However, I do not think many people consider the dangers of having me as a friend.  I am sometimes a little too outragious for everyones taste.  Therefore, I have prepared […]

Twelve Great Places for a Raw Egg

| June 23, 2011

I thought I would write an article that is very important to me tonight.  I call this ‘Twelve great places for a raw egg’.  I believe in giving informative advice to those that like me have the mindset to create mischief 24/7.  The raw egg is the ultimate ‘dirty bomb’ that goes back eons.  Why […]

The Quixotic Shart

| November 27, 2010

Have you ever experienced the phenomena of the ‘Shart’?  A recently coined word from the English word for poop and fart, combined together to make the useful word SHART to define a wet-fart essentially.  Or more exactly: a fart that delivers more than was promised.  I am sure many of you realizing this know what […]

Don’t get mad when you have to stand in line for pizza!

| October 25, 2010

I love pizza, but even when I have to wait in line for my pizza, I don’t get all mad about it.  I mean, sure, pizza is great any everything, and when I really want pizza it is a drag to have to wait for it.  However, if people are in front of me in […]