Giraffopia

Ridiculous Reticulation by a Preposterous Giraffe on the Edge

What You Might Have Missed About Santa

| December 17, 2011

Every year, I have the unpleasant duty of writing about the untold story of Santa Claus.  It has become my lot in life to expose Santa, possibly because I have been on the naughty list for at least 5 years running now.  The one exception was really a fluke several years ago, otherwise I am […]

If I say Michelle Obama has a big butt, do I have to prove it in a court of law?

| December 7, 2010

If I say Michelle Obama has a big butt, do I have to prove it in a court of law?  When I first made the observation, it was during the Democratic National Convention in 2008.  She approached the microphone, and there beholding to all in silohette was a huge mambo-jambo butt!  I mean massive!  It […]

The Underwear Tree

| November 21, 2010

You know there is a natural occurance right after a Naked Reticulation party that ‘Underwear Trees’ show up all over the world.  This recent party held last Saturday is not an exception.  Being a sort of ring leader for this mischief, and I admit that I have engaged in producing a few underwear trees in […]

To sensitive for Facebook? Or an unpleasant reminder of a competitor?

| November 13, 2010

You know just today I logged into my Facebook account to find a warning posted that I had a photo removed from my  profile page that was reported to FB as offensive.  I admit I am a sometimes gross and disturbed Giraffe, and I perhaps lack the proper taste in my humor.  However, after much […]