Ridiculous Reticulation by a Preposterous Giraffe on the Edge

When your melon is mushy and there are serpents in the darkness…

| February 20, 2011

Tonight my melon is mushy. I feel all spinny, like my life is gone out of control. It feels like I am surrounded by unfriendly people who are enraged at me, yet I am all alone. Nothing but a stuffed bear to talk to and all he does is stare right thorugh you. Simplistic really. […]

Let’s Examine Big Fat Butts…

| February 16, 2011

You know that I have written about large butts before on the Giraffopia blog, and it is time I wrote again.  They are all around us, and they deserve recognition.  Huge butts are a distinct statement of ‘Who Cares!’ and ‘I love to eat’ which is broadcast around the world.  Careless?  No, I do not […]

Mad cows, crazy cows… What is the difference?

| January 23, 2011

You know over the years I have heard various people refer to Crazy cows and Mad cows, and honestly I do not know if there is a difference.  It is said that a ‘Mad Cow’ has some disease.  So are we supposed to differentiate here?  I mean, when a cow goes over the edge, they […]

The Saggy Pants Comparison Theory

| January 4, 2011

Have you ever seen this so called ‘fashion trend’ where someone wears their pants sagging down around their knees?  I often wondered what was the deal with that.  Did they not know how to pull their pants up and tie them properly?  Were they absent that day when ‘dressing’ oneself was covered at home?  Maybe […]