Giraffopia

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What a Presidential Nosepick Looks Like

| May 26, 2014

Have you ever been in a public place and needed to go deep for the ol’ tickler that is up the sinus cavity?  You know that feeling of one of those genuine scratchy foreign objects otherwise known as a hardened booger? We have all been there, that is for sure.  If you try to deny […]

Virgin Forever… Yeah Right…

| December 20, 2011

I just had to post this one.  Could not help it.  Some people really think that they will stay a virgin forever, and it is probably true with some people.  There is actually a condition for this. It is commonly called ‘Ugly’.  That translates into many languages as ‘Virgin forever’ including my native tongue Giraffe. […]

Top 10 Reasons to ‘Unfriend’ Me on Facebook

| December 15, 2011

Having an abundance of friends on facebook is cool.  Trust me, I have over 1200 at this point.  You can check me out at: Facebook/ToodlesGRaffe. However, I do not think many people consider the dangers of having me as a friend.  I am sometimes a little too outragious for everyones taste.  Therefore, I have prepared […]

What is Your Wet Spot?

| March 18, 2011

You have heard of the ‘Sweet spot’ when it comes to sports, like baseball for example.  A sweet spot it that exact spot on the bat where when the ball connects with it, it is going over the outfield wall.  However, what about other areas of life?  Do you have something that scares you completely?  For […]