Giraffopia

Ridiculous Reticulation by a Preposterous Giraffe on the Edge

Why Spammers Suck

| October 19, 2014

Do you hate spammers like I do?  I am a giraffe writing my own blog about the world and my views, and so many spammers think it is acceptable to post ping back links to stupid stuff on this website.  Know this idiots!  You will always be deleted! Always! I think these idiots are more […]

Are You a Stupid Scammer Spammer?

| February 1, 2013

Are you a stupid scammer spammer?  Do you wake up each morning and say “Gee let me send out 1 billion stupid messages about random sex websites” in hope that someone will be interested in seeing you naked?  Guess what, a majority of us are not interested in you nakedness.  In fact we don’t want […]

Back to My Naughty Ways: Let’s talk about flies…

| January 27, 2013

I have been away for awhile, and not written on my blog.  I know, you have missed me.  Being a world leader of a major Giraffe Liberation movement is distracting.  I, however, am back an will be writing naughty stuff as I see fit in the coming weeks ahead, simply because… I WANT TOO! For […]

My 2012 New Years Resolution to Offend

| December 30, 2011

“I have decided that my New Year’s resolution in 2012 will be simply: To Offend.  I want to offend as many people as I can.  That is my new ambition.  I will call your favorite celebrity out on the carpet and promote their flaws, and anger you.  That is what I will look for.  I […]