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Is Being Fat the New Extreme Sport for 2013?

| February 4, 2013

No one ever looks at a fat person and says ‘How athletic!’ No, they ridicule and laugh at fat people or they just stay away from them in general.  However, I as a Giraffe see it differently. Fat people are athletes.  In fact, fat is the new extreme sport!  Imagine the strength it takes in […]

Big Fish Are the Way to Go

| October 28, 2011

If you are going to fish, then just go at it.  Get a really big fish.  Don’t mess with those little ones.  Go extreme fishing, and yank one out!  Get all hot and sweaty and whip out your fish!  Battling with a fish can be fun.  Watch this:   [youtube http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5x7_2L6_7xs?rel=0&w=480&h=360]

Are You a Master Baiter?

| March 8, 2011

You know fishing is a skill that even Giraffes learn. Why you might ask?  Because we engage in tossing salmon as a sporting activity, and thus fishing is a subject of interest to us. That being said, let’s examine a few things.  Are you a master baiter?  Have you learned to put a worm on […]

Giraffes at the Bull Fights

| February 10, 2011

You know that people do not often invite Giraffes to the bull fights in Spain.  Do you know why?  Because we as Giraffes are tremendous in the ring.  We can whoop a bull in seconds.  It does not draw a crowd after the first time, because we stomp them so fast.  Thus, you never hear […]