Ridiculous Reticulation by a Preposterous Giraffe on the Edge

Let’s Examine Big Fat Butts…

| February 16, 2011

You know that I have written about large butts before on the Giraffopia blog, and it is time I wrote again.  They are all around us, and they deserve recognition.  Huge butts are a distinct statement of ‘Who Cares!’ and ‘I love to eat’ which is broadcast around the world.  Careless?  No, I do not […]

Yucky Foods You Do Not Want to Eat

| November 24, 2010

I do not proclaim to be an expert on food, but I can tell you there are defintely some yucky foods you do not want to eat.  Some people really have no concept of taste, and presentation with food.  They think they do.  That is the problem.  They think they do.  Have you ever been […]

Kate the ring is treacherous!

| November 19, 2010

This past week we have been hearing about the engagement of William and Kate, or some such thing over in England.  I usually do not concern myself in these kind of things, however I found a few things disturbing.  The most important thing I found disturbing is that William proposes to the girl and gives his […]

Flatulation: The Pressure of Letting Loose

| October 29, 2010

You know we have all been told that flatulation is not acceptable in social settings.  What are you expected to do when the pressure mounts?  Do you really expect people to just hold it?  Have you ever had the butt cheek squeeks when you are trying to hold one back?  Which is more embarrassing I […]