Ridiculous Reticulation by a Preposterous Giraffe on the Edge

The Abduction and Revelations of Blitzen the Reindeer

| December 16, 2010

Last week I used confidential information and arranged for the abduction of Blitzen the reindeer from Santa’s famous band of sleigh haulers.  Initially, I gave orders for abduction of anyone of the 12 reindeer, with the intention of using anyone of them.  My band of Giraffe bandits ended up seizing Blitzen.  We held Blitzen for […]