Giraffopia

Ridiculous Reticulation by a Preposterous Giraffe on the Edge

Who Deserves a Giraffe Kick?

| February 3, 2013

There are some people out there in the world, and you know who they are, that deserve a giraffe kick.  Can you for a moment picture that person in your life you would like to see this happen to?  Sometimes it is an entirely different species other than yourself.  To me, Lions all deserve a […]

Do you have Dain Bramage?

| January 31, 2013

You might be wondering it you have brain damage after you read some of my blog posts.  Some of them may not make sense to you.  Why should it?  I am a giraffe, and I am coming at you from a very high altitude!  Trust me, I see things differently. You might have brain damage […]

Giraffes Drink Urine Sometimes… So what?

| October 27, 2011

Giraffes drink urine sometimes… so what?  What is the big deal?  Are you so squeemish that you cannot handle it?  I meam we are sophisticated creatures, far above your ability to comprehend our superiority.  Why should I bother to explain to you that we are simply recycling?  But more than just that, we regard each […]

The Underwear Tree

| November 21, 2010

You know there is a natural occurance right after a Naked Reticulation party that ‘Underwear Trees’ show up all over the world.  This recent party held last Saturday is not an exception.  Being a sort of ring leader for this mischief, and I admit that I have engaged in producing a few underwear trees in […]