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New Word for the Day: Shizzle

| February 7, 2013

As I wander through this universe, I discover certain things are lacking description and occasionally I take it upon myself to give it one.  You perhaps do not look at things the way I do, but I do not like not being able to describe something.  So today’s new word for you is: Shizzle. What […]

Smelly is Smelly!

| January 30, 2013

Do you ever consider the fact that smelly things are just plain smelly?  I mean, when something is smelly, it stinks! There is no getting around it.  Smelly things are just plain smelly, and that is all there is to it.  You may try to convince yourself it is not smelly, and that no one […]

Air Force One’s Expandable First Lady Michelle Obama Toilet

| January 28, 2013

You know that on the Giraffopia blog we write about the most important stuff known to mankind.  Today, is no exception.  In the past, we have written about the detailed analysis of the large butt of first lady Michelle Obama.  Click on this link to see this popular post from a few years ago, when […]

Virgin Forever… Yeah Right…

| December 20, 2011

I just had to post this one.  Could not help it.  Some people really think that they will stay a virgin forever, and it is probably true with some people.  There is actually a condition for this. It is commonly called ‘Ugly’.  That translates into many languages as ‘Virgin forever’ including my native tongue Giraffe. […]