Ridiculous Reticulation by a Preposterous Giraffe on the Edge

Top 10 Reasons to ‘Unfriend’ Me on Facebook

| December 15, 2011

Having an abundance of friends on facebook is cool.  Trust me, I have over 1200 at this point.  You can check me out at: Facebook/ToodlesGRaffe. However, I do not think many people consider the dangers of having me as a friend.  I am sometimes a little too outragious for everyones taste.  Therefore, I have prepared […]

Is Michelle Obama, the First Lady, Frumpy? You Bet! Sorry Fat Reporters…

| June 24, 2011

  I humbly write this post in an effort to relay an honest observation to you my readers.  I was watching a newscast the other day with this overweight google eyed reporter that was drooling over Michelle Obama as a ‘fashion queen’.  The videos they showed of the first lady walking from airforce one, and […]

Poetry by Toodles

| April 25, 2011

Look out for the Roo-Rat!  Tinkle on a light socket, scream through the pain. Eat your vegetables, even though it is insane. Poop on a sidewalk, and all over the steps. Shave your nether regions with tender respect… Open up a septic tank with the greatest of care, you never know when a rat might […]

When your melon is mushy and there are serpents in the darkness…

| February 20, 2011

Tonight my melon is mushy. I feel all spinny, like my life is gone out of control. It feels like I am surrounded by unfriendly people who are enraged at me, yet I am all alone. Nothing but a stuffed bear to talk to and all he does is stare right thorugh you. Simplistic really. […]