Ridiculous Reticulation by a Preposterous Giraffe on the Edge

Who Deserves a Giraffe Kick?

| February 3, 2013

There are some people out there in the world, and you know who they are, that deserve a giraffe kick.  Can you for a moment picture that person in your life you would like to see this happen to?  Sometimes it is an entirely different species other than yourself.  To me, Lions all deserve a […]

My 2012 New Years Resolution to Offend

| December 30, 2011

“I have decided that my New Year’s resolution in 2012 will be simply: To Offend.  I want to offend as many people as I can.  That is my new ambition.  I will call your favorite celebrity out on the carpet and promote their flaws, and anger you.  That is what I will look for.  I […]

Lions Deserve an ‘L’ on their Forehead

| October 12, 2010

I think Lions are mean.  In general, they suck.  They eat Giraffes, and for that reason they deserve an ‘L’ on their forehead, for being such a loser.  Lions generally hunt a Giraffe in a pack, or ‘pride’ and once they separate them out from other Giraffes, they scratch them and bite at them until […]