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Food that Aligns with Life: The Turd Sandwich

| May 27, 2014

If there was one food that aligns with life, it is the turd sandwich.  Life sometimes has a way of making things difficult.  Sometimes societies develop into a higher level of stupidity by electing leaders to run things that really do not make sense.  Food can align with life, if you really look for it. […]

If It Looks Like Chocolate, Should You Eat It?

| December 22, 2011

If it looks like chocolate, should you eat it?  This is a compelling question.  Unfortunately chocolate is one of those foods that can be deceiving, and lead to a bad day if you get it wrong.  Just because something looks like chocolate does not mean it is something you should try to eat. Here are […]

Vegetables Are Rude

| June 23, 2011

I do not like vegetables.  As a Giraffe, I find them annoying.  I do not consider leaves vegetables, so I eat them.  In general, I consider vegetables to be somewhat rude.  Rude you ask?  Yes, rude.  When you are not looking, the grow in all kinds of erotic shapes, and embarrass you when you go […]

Let’s Examine Big Fat Butts…

| February 16, 2011

You know that I have written about large butts before on the Giraffopia blog, and it is time I wrote again.  They are all around us, and they deserve recognition.  Huge butts are a distinct statement of ‘Who Cares!’ and ‘I love to eat’ which is broadcast around the world.  Careless?  No, I do not […]