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Ridiculous Reticulation by a Preposterous Giraffe on the Edge

Is Being Fat the New Extreme Sport for 2013?

| February 4, 2013

No one ever looks at a fat person and says ‘How athletic!’ No, they ridicule and laugh at fat people or they just stay away from them in general.  However, I as a Giraffe see it differently. Fat people are athletes.  In fact, fat is the new extreme sport!  Imagine the strength it takes in […]

Is Michelle Obama, the First Lady, Frumpy? You Bet! Sorry Fat Reporters…

| June 24, 2011

  I humbly write this post in an effort to relay an honest observation to you my readers.  I was watching a newscast the other day with this overweight google eyed reporter that was drooling over Michelle Obama as a ‘fashion queen’.  The videos they showed of the first lady walking from airforce one, and […]