Giraffopia

Ridiculous Reticulation by a Preposterous Giraffe on the Edge

Back to my naughty ways

| May 23, 2014

Hello everyone, Toodles here!  I am back to my naughty ways! Just coming back from a long hiatus in which I was sequestered from an onslaught of lion haters.  I have returned to my blog here to bring to the world my unique insight and enlightenment on what you perceive to be true.  I want […]

Is Being Fat the New Extreme Sport for 2013?

| February 4, 2013

No one ever looks at a fat person and says ‘How athletic!’ No, they ridicule and laugh at fat people or they just stay away from them in general.  However, I as a Giraffe see it differently. Fat people are athletes.  In fact, fat is the new extreme sport!  Imagine the strength it takes in […]

Giraffe Body Art: Flattery or are they hiding something?

| October 14, 2010

I have often pondered on Giraffe body art, being that I am a Giraffe.  When I first encountered Giraffe body art, I thought… Hmmm… That is flattering!  However, after time has progressed, and I have given it more thought, I have a few other ideas on the matter.  Are they perhaps trying to flatter Giraffes […]