Giraffopia

Ridiculous Reticulation by a Preposterous Giraffe on the Edge

New Word for the Day: Shizzle

| February 7, 2013

As I wander through this universe, I discover certain things are lacking description and occasionally I take it upon myself to give it one.  You perhaps do not look at things the way I do, but I do not like not being able to describe something.  So today’s new word for you is: Shizzle. What […]

Giraffe Eroticism

| March 8, 2011

Let’s talk about Giraffe eroticism for a moment.  People are scared to talk about Giraffe eroticism publically, but let’s face it.  Women dig Giraffes.  They like our tongues, and franky they are turned on by our reticulation and our horns.  It is really okay to admit.  We Giraffes know it, and are okay with it.  […]