Giraffopia

Ridiculous Reticulation by a Preposterous Giraffe on the Edge

Are You a Stupid Scammer Spammer?

| February 1, 2013

Are you a stupid scammer spammer?  Do you wake up each morning and say “Gee let me send out 1 billion stupid messages about random sex websites” in hope that someone will be interested in seeing you naked?  Guess what, a majority of us are not interested in you nakedness.  In fact we don’t want […]

Vegetables Are Rude

| June 23, 2011

I do not like vegetables.  As a Giraffe, I find them annoying.  I do not consider leaves vegetables, so I eat them.  In general, I consider vegetables to be somewhat rude.  Rude you ask?  Yes, rude.  When you are not looking, the grow in all kinds of erotic shapes, and embarrass you when you go […]

The Abduction and Revelations of Blitzen the Reindeer

| December 16, 2010

Last week I used confidential information and arranged for the abduction of Blitzen the reindeer from Santa’s famous band of sleigh haulers.  Initially, I gave orders for abduction of anyone of the 12 reindeer, with the intention of using anyone of them.  My band of Giraffe bandits ended up seizing Blitzen.  We held Blitzen for […]

Giraffe Body Art: Flattery or are they hiding something?

| October 14, 2010

I have often pondered on Giraffe body art, being that I am a Giraffe.  When I first encountered Giraffe body art, I thought… Hmmm… That is flattering!  However, after time has progressed, and I have given it more thought, I have a few other ideas on the matter.  Are they perhaps trying to flatter Giraffes […]