Giraffopia

Ridiculous Reticulation by a Preposterous Giraffe on the Edge

Butt scratching in public: Is it an etiquette infraction or a glorious relief?

| May 28, 2014

Ever have that need to scratch? Do you really care if others notice? Is butt scratching in public obvious?  Some would say they can pick out a butt-scratch a mile away, whereas other try to pride themselves with the idea that they do not notice.  However, I would suggest that it is noticeable, and quite […]

Warning: Those are not fossils on the beach!

| May 25, 2014

Have you ever wandered the beach, and looked for shells?  Ever found something unusual?  Something that looks like a foreign object or perhaps a fossil?  Well I am here to tell you to observe caution!  Those fossils could indeed be something else, and you might be surprised at their origins. No, they are no small […]

What Ever You Do… Don’t Step in It!

| February 6, 2013

You have thought about it.  You see it was an intriguing future.  The very idea of placing your foot into it to settle that deep satisfaction for yourself that it is real, that it’s very moment of perfection sitting there unobstructed needs to be disturbed.  Yes, you know what I mean.  It is that uncontrollable […]

Sharting is such Sweet Sorrow…

| February 2, 2013

Have you ever sharted?  You know, that sudden surprise when you thought you were just lifting the old cheek off the church pew for the dry reverberation and ‘UH OH!’ you discover a little or a lot more happened than you expected?  We are talking about the hither-to-known ‘Wet Fart’ that has gain the popular name of […]