Ridiculous Reticulation by a Preposterous Giraffe on the Edge

Camels and Reindeer Have Been Used Throughout History in Place of the Noble Giraffe!

| August 7, 2011

I want to bring to light a disturbing revelation that has been brought forth by the research department at the GLF headquarters. Camels and Reindeer have been used throughout history in place of the noble Giraffe! It seems now defunct sandlot organizations of bleeding heart Camel supporters feigning ‘equality’ for humped animals covertly altered the […]

To sensitive for Facebook? Or an unpleasant reminder of a competitor?

| November 13, 2010

You know just today I logged into my Facebook account to find a warning posted that I had a photo removed from my  profile page that was reported to FB as offensive.  I admit I am a sometimes gross and disturbed Giraffe, and I perhaps lack the proper taste in my humor.  However, after much […]

Do Chickens Have Hairy Butts?

| October 13, 2010

I want to pose the question, DO CHICKENS HAVE HAIRY BUTTS?  Am I being rude by suggesting such an idea?  Well explain the hair I found on my egg this morning, before I cracked it open!  Yes hair!  Not curly, or bristle like hair either.  Long fluffy hair, as one would expect a hairy butt […]