Giraffopia

Ridiculous Reticulation by a Preposterous Giraffe on the Edge

Food that Aligns with Life: The Turd Sandwich

| May 27, 2014

If there was one food that aligns with life, it is the turd sandwich.  Life sometimes has a way of making things difficult.  Sometimes societies develop into a higher level of stupidity by electing leaders to run things that really do not make sense.  Food can align with life, if you really look for it. […]

Warning: Those are not fossils on the beach!

| May 25, 2014

Have you ever wandered the beach, and looked for shells?  Ever found something unusual?  Something that looks like a foreign object or perhaps a fossil?  Well I am here to tell you to observe caution!  Those fossils could indeed be something else, and you might be surprised at their origins. No, they are no small […]

Are you a Boo-Hoo?

| May 23, 2014

Have you ever met a Boo-Hoo?  You know, that person who cries at the drop of a hat?  That person who becomes Mr or Mrs Boo Hoo when they want to get you to sympathize with them?  Pity me!  Boo Hoo!  I am really not sure what their mindset is, as I cannot relate to […]

Back to my naughty ways

| May 23, 2014

Hello everyone, Toodles here!  I am back to my naughty ways! Just coming back from a long hiatus in which I was sequestered from an onslaught of lion haters.  I have returned to my blog here to bring to the world my unique insight and enlightenment on what you perceive to be true.  I want […]