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Virgin Forever… Yeah Right…

| December 20, 2011

I just had to post this one.  Could not help it.  Some people really think that they will stay a virgin forever, and it is probably true with some people.  There is actually a condition for this. It is commonly called ‘Ugly’.  That translates into many languages as ‘Virgin forever’ including my native tongue Giraffe. […]

Is Michelle Obama, the First Lady, Frumpy? You Bet! Sorry Fat Reporters…

| June 24, 2011

  I humbly write this post in an effort to relay an honest observation to you my readers.  I was watching a newscast the other day with this overweight google eyed reporter that was drooling over Michelle Obama as a ‘fashion queen’.  The videos they showed of the first lady walking from airforce one, and […]

When to scratch, when to sniff, and when to wipe…

| February 16, 2011

You know there are things that are hard to learn for some people.  This is a very sensitive subject, but alas it is up to  the Giraffopia blog to shine the light on this.  DO NOT SCRATCH CERTAIN AREAS IN PUBLIC PEOPLE!  You would think that this little lesson would not be necessary, but it […]

Let’s Examine Big Fat Butts…

| February 16, 2011

You know that I have written about large butts before on the Giraffopia blog, and it is time I wrote again.  They are all around us, and they deserve recognition.  Huge butts are a distinct statement of ‘Who Cares!’ and ‘I love to eat’ which is broadcast around the world.  Careless?  No, I do not […]