Giraffopia

Ridiculous Reticulation by a Preposterous Giraffe on the Edge

Michelle Obama: Flatulence or First Lady ‘Poof’?

| June 5, 2014

Is it Flatulence or a First Lady ‘Poof’? Michelle Obama engages in flatulence? Really, truthfully!  Does it stink? Some people think they are the exception to the rule.  Perhaps they are.  Has anyone ever smelled a royal fart?  I mean, it is possible it does not smell…  What about a presidential one?  How about a […]

What a Presidential Nosepick Looks Like

| May 26, 2014

Have you ever been in a public place and needed to go deep for the ol’ tickler that is up the sinus cavity?  You know that feeling of one of those genuine scratchy foreign objects otherwise known as a hardened booger? We have all been there, that is for sure.  If you try to deny […]