Giraffopia

Ridiculous Reticulation by a Preposterous Giraffe on the Edge

What Ever You Do… Don’t Step in It!

| February 6, 2013

You have thought about it.  You see it was an intriguing future.  The very idea of placing your foot into it to settle that deep satisfaction for yourself that it is real, that it’s very moment of perfection sitting there unobstructed needs to be disturbed.  Yes, you know what I mean.  It is that uncontrollable […]

Are You a Stupid Scammer Spammer?

| February 1, 2013

Are you a stupid scammer spammer?  Do you wake up each morning and say “Gee let me send out 1 billion stupid messages about random sex websites” in hope that someone will be interested in seeing you naked?  Guess what, a majority of us are not interested in you nakedness.  In fact we don’t want […]

My 2012 New Years Resolution to Offend

| December 30, 2011

“I have decided that my New Year’s resolution in 2012 will be simply: To Offend.  I want to offend as many people as I can.  That is my new ambition.  I will call your favorite celebrity out on the carpet and promote their flaws, and anger you.  That is what I will look for.  I […]

Exploration into Controversy

| November 16, 2010

As a Giraffe on the edge, I often find myself engaged in controversial issues.  I have decided that I will no longer hold myself back, but will explore with malice aforethought all controversy that crosses my path.  I will probably offend some people, and you might even think I am nuts.  Some of you will […]