Let’s talk about Giraffe eroticism for a moment. People are scared to talk about Giraffe eroticism publically, but let’s face it. Women dig Giraffes. They like our tongues, and franky they are turned on by our reticulation and our horns. It is really okay to admit.
We Giraffes know it, and are okay with it. It does not mean that we
will venture into cross species relations, but it does mean that we do not mind the attention.
Grovel if you must, but please stop trying to deny it. You dig us. That is a fact. That being said, here is a selection of some of my favorite moments sent to me from my fellow Giraffes that we have secretly taken of you…
So let your inhibitions run wild and don’t hold back anymore, okay? We know our reticulation patterns turn you on. Quit trying to hide it! Just let it loose, and get some neck! No need to be nervous. Just relax.