Giraffopia

Ridiculous Reticulation by a Preposterous Giraffe on the Edge

Michelle Obama: Flatulence or First Lady ‘Poof’?

| June 5, 2014

Is it Flatulence or a First Lady ‘Poof’? Michelle Obama engages in flatulence? Really, truthfully!  Does it stink? Some people think they are the exception to the rule.  Perhaps they are.  Has anyone ever smelled a royal fart?  I mean, it is possible it does not smell…  What about a presidential one?  How about a […]

Food that Aligns with Life: The Turd Sandwich

| May 27, 2014

If there was one food that aligns with life, it is the turd sandwich.  Life sometimes has a way of making things difficult.  Sometimes societies develop into a higher level of stupidity by electing leaders to run things that really do not make sense.  Food can align with life, if you really look for it. […]

What a Presidential Nosepick Looks Like

| May 26, 2014

Have you ever been in a public place and needed to go deep for the ol’ tickler that is up the sinus cavity?  You know that feeling of one of those genuine scratchy foreign objects otherwise known as a hardened booger? We have all been there, that is for sure.  If you try to deny […]

Giraffes are gods, and Los Angeles is clouded in farts

| May 24, 2014

Giraffes are gods.  We are not the god, but we are in a class of gods.  Really, and truthfully we are.  We are tall so that we can see above all, and that extra height really impacts how we see the world. Some look upon us as goofy, or even a bit peculiar.  Sure, we […]