Ridiculous Reticulation by a Preposterous Giraffe on the Edge

You Do Not Fool Me Mr. Fake Giraffe!

| November 1, 2010

So many people assume that because it is Halloween that everybody dresses up, and therefore when they see me, a  Giraffe, they conclude that I am in costume.  Well, that is not the case.  I am a Giraffe, and that is what I look like all year long.  I am proud of my reticulation!  (That […]

When it is too stupid to wear it around the house, go out in public… Why not?

| October 25, 2010

You know when you have that impulse to put on some stupid clothing and walk around your house?  Come on, I know you have had it!  The urge to wear something completely bizarre and strange, and tromp around your house.  You can really get into it, and when you have yourself all decked out, it often […]

The Legend of the Dinosaur Giraffes

| October 25, 2010

Many do not realize that Prehistoric Giraffes were once the dominant species on planet earth.  Yes, it is true!  Dinosaur Giraffes once ruled the world, and all would quiver when they tromped about!  These dinosaur Giraffes were the ancient ancestors of modern day giraffes, and were more dangerous than the hollywood famous T-Rex.  If you […]