Giraffopia

Ridiculous Reticulation by a Preposterous Giraffe on the Edge

Back to My Naughty Ways: Let’s talk about flies…

| January 27, 2013

I have been away for awhile, and not written on my blog.  I know, you have missed me.  Being a world leader of a major Giraffe Liberation movement is distracting.  I, however, am back an will be writing naughty stuff as I see fit in the coming weeks ahead, simply because… I WANT TOO! For […]

The Story of Anthrax the Reindeer

| December 24, 2011

One of the little known stories that the North Pole would like everyone to forget is the story of Anthrax the reindeer.  Never heard of this story?  I am not surprised.  Despite what you might think, the North Pole has a way of suppressing these kind of stories in an effort to keep up an […]

Santa Pees from his Sleigh… Trust me

| December 21, 2011

You know many people do not want to confront the idea that Santa pees from his sleigh, but trust me, he does.  Is that so shocking?  Did you expect him to stop at every rest stop in every country when he needs to go, while he is delivering to 5 billion houses?  Not hardly.  He […]

The Milkbox Giraffe Ad

| November 3, 2010

You know, even Giraffes turn up missing sometimes.  Don’t become a Milkbox Giraffe!  Join the Giraffe Liberation Front on Facebook, and be counted!  If you turn up missing, and you are not a member, how will we know to look for you?