Giraffopia

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Joe Biden Meets his Long Lost Brother

| June 7, 2014

Joe Biden, the vice president of the USA has recently met his long lost brother for the first time. It is none other than ‘Sam’ the Eagle from the Muppets.  Some may not believe that these two are related, but when they stand side by side the family resemblance is uncanny. Giraffopia photo credit: Clan […]

Butt scratching in public: Is it an etiquette infraction or a glorious relief?

| May 28, 2014

Ever have that need to scratch? Do you really care if others notice? Is butt scratching in public obvious?  Some would say they can pick out a butt-scratch a mile away, whereas other try to pride themselves with the idea that they do not notice.  However, I would suggest that it is noticeable, and quite […]

Giraffes are gods, and Los Angeles is clouded in farts

| May 24, 2014

Giraffes are gods.  We are not the god, but we are in a class of gods.  Really, and truthfully we are.  We are tall so that we can see above all, and that extra height really impacts how we see the world. Some look upon us as goofy, or even a bit peculiar.  Sure, we […]

Giraffe Leaping

| February 5, 2013

Did you know that we giraffes enjoy leaping?  Probably never thought about it, but we do.  We are actually pretty good at it.  Some say we can leap better than frogs, but I do not want to argue about that.  Sometimes people get the idea that we giraffes are somehow limited in our abilities, and […]