Giraffopia

Ridiculous Reticulation by a Preposterous Giraffe on the Edge

Michelle Obama: Flatulence or First Lady ‘Poof’?

| June 5, 2014

Is it Flatulence or a First Lady ‘Poof’? Michelle Obama engages in flatulence? Really, truthfully!  Does it stink? Some people think they are the exception to the rule.  Perhaps they are.  Has anyone ever smelled a royal fart?  I mean, it is possible it does not smell…  What about a presidential one?  How about a […]

Warning: Those are not fossils on the beach!

| May 25, 2014

Have you ever wandered the beach, and looked for shells?  Ever found something unusual?  Something that looks like a foreign object or perhaps a fossil?  Well I am here to tell you to observe caution!  Those fossils could indeed be something else, and you might be surprised at their origins. No, they are no small […]

New Word for the Day: Shizzle

| February 7, 2013

As I wander through this universe, I discover certain things are lacking description and occasionally I take it upon myself to give it one.  You perhaps do not look at things the way I do, but I do not like not being able to describe something.  So today’s new word for you is: Shizzle. What […]

Sharting is such Sweet Sorrow…

| February 2, 2013

Have you ever sharted?  You know, that sudden surprise when you thought you were just lifting the old cheek off the church pew for the dry reverberation and ‘UH OH!’ you discover a little or a lot more happened than you expected?  We are talking about the hither-to-known ‘Wet Fart’ that has gain the popular name of […]