Ridiculous Reticulation by a Preposterous Giraffe on the Edge

Poetry by Toodles

| April 25, 2011

Look out for the Roo-Rat!  Tinkle on a light socket, scream through the pain. Eat your vegetables, even though it is insane. Poop on a sidewalk, and all over the steps. Shave your nether regions with tender respect… Open up a septic tank with the greatest of care, you never know when a rat might […]