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The Saggy Pants Comparison Theory

| January 4, 2011

Have you ever seen this so called ‘fashion trend’ where someone wears their pants sagging down around their knees?  I often wondered what was the deal with that.  Did they not know how to pull their pants up and tie them properly?  Were they absent that day when ‘dressing’ oneself was covered at home?  Maybe […]

The Beer Belly Jelly Myth

| November 27, 2010

Let’s talk a minute about beer belly jelly.  Some people work their whole lives to create the perfect beer belly, and few admire it.  I often wonder why not.  I mean, don’t they realize the effort that goes into creating such an massive achievement?  Beer belly jelly is essentially what some could accuse Santa Claus […]