Ridiculous Reticulation by a Preposterous Giraffe on the Edge

Camels and Reindeer Have Been Used Throughout History in Place of the Noble Giraffe!

| August 7, 2011

I want to bring to light a disturbing revelation that has been brought forth by the research department at the GLF headquarters. Camels and Reindeer have been used throughout history in place of the noble Giraffe! It seems now defunct sandlot organizations of bleeding heart Camel supporters feigning ‘equality’ for humped animals covertly altered the […]

The Legend of the Dinosaur Giraffes

| October 25, 2010

Many do not realize that Prehistoric Giraffes were once the dominant species on planet earth.  Yes, it is true!  Dinosaur Giraffes once ruled the world, and all would quiver when they tromped about!  These dinosaur Giraffes were the ancient ancestors of modern day giraffes, and were more dangerous than the hollywood famous T-Rex.  If you […]