Giraffopia

Ridiculous Reticulation by a Preposterous Giraffe on the Edge

Who Deserves a Giraffe Kick?

| February 3, 2013

There are some people out there in the world, and you know who they are, that deserve a giraffe kick.  Can you for a moment picture that person in your life you would like to see this happen to?  Sometimes it is an entirely different species other than yourself.  To me, Lions all deserve a […]

Top 10 Reasons to ‘Unfriend’ Me on Facebook

| December 15, 2011

Having an abundance of friends on facebook is cool.  Trust me, I have over 1200 at this point.  You can check me out at: Facebook/ToodlesGRaffe. However, I do not think many people consider the dangers of having me as a friend.  I am sometimes a little too outragious for everyones taste.  Therefore, I have prepared […]

The Adventures of Sock Puppet Giraffe

| August 6, 2011

THE ADVENTURES OF SOCK PUPPET GIRAFFE (Humbly edited by Toodles G. Raffe)   As told by the Giraffe Liberation Front, as part of the Giraffe Mystery Theatre conducted as a group event from June 29th through July 3rd, 2010.  This is their version of the story…                   It was a dark and stormy night… […]

Giraffe Eroticism

| March 8, 2011

Let’s talk about Giraffe eroticism for a moment.  People are scared to talk about Giraffe eroticism publically, but let’s face it.  Women dig Giraffes.  They like our tongues, and franky they are turned on by our reticulation and our horns.  It is really okay to admit.  We Giraffes know it, and are okay with it.  […]