Ridiculous Reticulation by a Preposterous Giraffe on the Edge

Giraffes at the Bull Fights

| February 10, 2011

You know that people do not often invite Giraffes to the bull fights in Spain.  Do you know why?  Because we as Giraffes are tremendous in the ring.  We can whoop a bull in seconds.  It does not draw a crowd after the first time, because we stomp them so fast.  Thus, you never hear […]

Twister in the Buff

| January 14, 2011

One of the all American games is the game of ‘Twister’.  A simple game, which consists of a large plastic with color dots and a spinning dial with matching colors.  It really is the ulitimate party game, which requires group involvement.  Participants position themselves near the dotted playing field, and one player spins the dial […]

Train Mooning

| January 13, 2011

I thought I would talk to everybody about a new past-time that is sweeping the country called ‘Train Mooning’.  This where you gather with a whole bunch of your friends, and after a few drinks, you venture out as a group to a nearby railroad.  Together as a group, you time a quick pants drop […]

When a Picture tells a story within a story…

| October 26, 2010

You know, I really like it when a picture tells a story.  I mean, you know it is a good picture, when you can look at it and after carefully studying it, it tells a story all unto itself.  It really is quite amazing, and as a Giraffe, I like a good photograph that talks […]