Ridiculous Reticulation by a Preposterous Giraffe on the Edge

Train Mooning

| January 13, 2011

I thought I would talk to everybody about a new past-time that is sweeping the country called ‘Train Mooning’.  This where you gather with a whole bunch of your friends, and after a few drinks, you venture out as a group to a nearby railroad.  Together as a group, you time a quick pants drop […]

Things to do when you find yourself naked in public…

| November 22, 2010

I believe sometimes you just have go with the moment and live life, even if it dishes out things that might be unacceptable to others.  As a Giraffe, I most often tromp around naked.  However, I find that humans are less likely to do this publically, and I think there is a good reason for […]

The Underwear Tree

| November 21, 2010

You know there is a natural occurance right after a Naked Reticulation party that ‘Underwear Trees’ show up all over the world.  This recent party held last Saturday is not an exception.  Being a sort of ring leader for this mischief, and I admit that I have engaged in producing a few underwear trees in […]

That Giraffe is My Brother

| October 29, 2010

You know I am a proud founding member of the Giraffe Liberation Front.  My fellow GLF members are my brothers.  I do  not care how they behave, or what they do.  Be they political, radical or just plain senseless, they are my brothers and sisters.  We are united in Giraffe Liberty and we will do […]