Giraffopia

Ridiculous Reticulation by a Preposterous Giraffe on the Edge

Giraffe Leaping

| February 5, 2013

Did you know that we giraffes enjoy leaping?  Probably never thought about it, but we do.  We are actually pretty good at it.  Some say we can leap better than frogs, but I do not want to argue about that.  Sometimes people get the idea that we giraffes are somehow limited in our abilities, and […]

Can You Imagine Life Not Being Grumpy?

| February 1, 2013

Can you imagine life not being grumpy?  No way!  Does such a world exist!  I mean, I like being grumpy!  Being grumpy is just downright fun!  What’s life without the occasional Giraffe Grrrrrrr!  You know?  Sure, you say to yourself “Giraffes do not Grrrrr!!!”  On the contrary, we do!  We like being grumpy just like […]

Smelly is Smelly!

| January 30, 2013

Do you ever consider the fact that smelly things are just plain smelly?  I mean, when something is smelly, it stinks! There is no getting around it.  Smelly things are just plain smelly, and that is all there is to it.  You may try to convince yourself it is not smelly, and that no one […]

Giraffe Proctology & the ‘Flag Pole’ Method

| October 26, 2011

I for one do not want to tread too deeply into a delicate and personal subject of Giraffe proctology, however, I thought this might warrant an interesting discussion topic. The ‘Flag Pole’ method has been widely criticized by Giraffes as being too invasive when trying to resolve modern constipation problems. Because Giraffes are tall, there […]