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Joe Biden Meets his Long Lost Brother

| June 7, 2014

Joe Biden, the vice president of the USA has recently met his long lost brother for the first time. It is none other than ‘Sam’ the Eagle from the Muppets.  Some may not believe that these two are related, but when they stand side by side the family resemblance is uncanny. Giraffopia photo credit: Clan […]

Butt scratching in public: Is it an etiquette infraction or a glorious relief?

| May 28, 2014

Ever have that need to scratch? Do you really care if others notice? Is butt scratching in public obvious?  Some would say they can pick out a butt-scratch a mile away, whereas other try to pride themselves with the idea that they do not notice.  However, I would suggest that it is noticeable, and quite […]

Food that Aligns with Life: The Turd Sandwich

| May 27, 2014

If there was one food that aligns with life, it is the turd sandwich.  Life sometimes has a way of making things difficult.  Sometimes societies develop into a higher level of stupidity by electing leaders to run things that really do not make sense.  Food can align with life, if you really look for it. […]

Sharting is such Sweet Sorrow…

| February 2, 2013

Have you ever sharted?  You know, that sudden surprise when you thought you were just lifting the old cheek off the church pew for the dry reverberation and ‘UH OH!’ you discover a little or a lot more happened than you expected?  We are talking about the hither-to-known ‘Wet Fart’ that has gain the popular name of […]