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Giraffe Proctology & the ‘Flag Pole’ Method

| October 26, 2011

I for one do not want to tread too deeply into a delicate and personal subject of Giraffe proctology, however, I thought this might warrant an interesting discussion topic. The ‘Flag Pole’ method has been widely criticized by Giraffes as being too invasive when trying to resolve modern constipation problems. Because Giraffes are tall, there […]

Let’s Examine Big Fat Butts…

| February 16, 2011

You know that I have written about large butts before on the Giraffopia blog, and it is time I wrote again.  They are all around us, and they deserve recognition.  Huge butts are a distinct statement of ‘Who Cares!’ and ‘I love to eat’ which is broadcast around the world.  Careless?  No, I do not […]

Giraffes at the Bull Fights

| February 10, 2011

You know that people do not often invite Giraffes to the bull fights in Spain.  Do you know why?  Because we as Giraffes are tremendous in the ring.  We can whoop a bull in seconds.  It does not draw a crowd after the first time, because we stomp them so fast.  Thus, you never hear […]

The Quixotic Shart

| November 27, 2010

Have you ever experienced the phenomena of the ‘Shart’?  A recently coined word from the English word for poop and fart, combined together to make the useful word SHART to define a wet-fart essentially.  Or more exactly: a fart that delivers more than was promised.  I am sure many of you realizing this know what […]