Giraffopia

Ridiculous Reticulation by a Preposterous Giraffe on the Edge

My 2012 New Years Resolution to Offend

| December 30, 2011

“I have decided that my New Year’s resolution in 2012 will be simply: To Offend.  I want to offend as many people as I can.  That is my new ambition.  I will call your favorite celebrity out on the carpet and promote their flaws, and anger you.  That is what I will look for.  I […]

Big Fish Are the Way to Go

| October 28, 2011

If you are going to fish, then just go at it.  Get a really big fish.  Don’t mess with those little ones.  Go extreme fishing, and yank one out!  Get all hot and sweaty and whip out your fish!  Battling with a fish can be fun.  Watch this:   [youtube http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5x7_2L6_7xs?rel=0&w=480&h=360]

Twelve Great Places for a Raw Egg

| June 23, 2011

I thought I would write an article that is very important to me tonight.  I call this ‘Twelve great places for a raw egg’.  I believe in giving informative advice to those that like me have the mindset to create mischief 24/7.  The raw egg is the ultimate ‘dirty bomb’ that goes back eons.  Why […]

Are You a Master Baiter?

| March 8, 2011

You know fishing is a skill that even Giraffes learn. Why you might ask?  Because we engage in tossing salmon as a sporting activity, and thus fishing is a subject of interest to us. That being said, let’s examine a few things.  Are you a master baiter?  Have you learned to put a worm on […]