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New Word for the Day: Shizzle

| February 7, 2013

As I wander through this universe, I discover certain things are lacking description and occasionally I take it upon myself to give it one.  You perhaps do not look at things the way I do, but I do not like not being able to describe something.  So today’s new word for you is: Shizzle. What […]

What Ever You Do… Don’t Step in It!

| February 6, 2013

You have thought about it.  You see it was an intriguing future.  The very idea of placing your foot into it to settle that deep satisfaction for yourself that it is real, that it’s very moment of perfection sitting there unobstructed needs to be disturbed.  Yes, you know what I mean.  It is that uncontrollable […]

Is Being Fat the New Extreme Sport for 2013?

| February 4, 2013

No one ever looks at a fat person and says ‘How athletic!’ No, they ridicule and laugh at fat people or they just stay away from them in general.  However, I as a Giraffe see it differently. Fat people are athletes.  In fact, fat is the new extreme sport!  Imagine the strength it takes in […]

Air Force One’s Expandable First Lady Michelle Obama Toilet

| January 28, 2013

You know that on the Giraffopia blog we write about the most important stuff known to mankind.  Today, is no exception.  In the past, we have written about the detailed analysis of the large butt of first lady Michelle Obama.  Click on this link to see this popular post from a few years ago, when […]