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Warning: Those are not fossils on the beach!

| May 25, 2014

Have you ever wandered the beach, and looked for shells?  Ever found something unusual?  Something that looks like a foreign object or perhaps a fossil?  Well I am here to tell you to observe caution!  Those fossils could indeed be something else, and you might be surprised at their origins. No, they are no small […]

Air Force One’s Expandable First Lady Michelle Obama Toilet

| January 28, 2013

You know that on the Giraffopia blog we write about the most important stuff known to mankind.  Today, is no exception.  In the past, we have written about the detailed analysis of the large butt of first lady Michelle Obama.  Click on this link to see this popular post from a few years ago, when […]

Camels and Reindeer Have Been Used Throughout History in Place of the Noble Giraffe!

| August 7, 2011

I want to bring to light a disturbing revelation that has been brought forth by the research department at the GLF headquarters. Camels and Reindeer have been used throughout history in place of the noble Giraffe! It seems now defunct sandlot organizations of bleeding heart Camel supporters feigning ‘equality’ for humped animals covertly altered the […]

To sensitive for Facebook? Or an unpleasant reminder of a competitor?

| November 13, 2010

You know just today I logged into my Facebook account to find a warning posted that I had a photo removed from my  profile page that was reported to FB as offensive.  I admit I am a sometimes gross and disturbed Giraffe, and I perhaps lack the proper taste in my humor.  However, after much […]