Giraffopia

Ridiculous Reticulation by a Preposterous Giraffe on the Edge

Are you a Boo-Hoo?

| May 23, 2014

Have you ever met a Boo-Hoo?  You know, that person who cries at the drop of a hat?  That person who becomes Mr or Mrs Boo Hoo when they want to get you to sympathize with them?  Pity me!  Boo Hoo!  I am really not sure what their mindset is, as I cannot relate to […]

Who Deserves a Giraffe Kick?

| February 3, 2013

There are some people out there in the world, and you know who they are, that deserve a giraffe kick.  Can you for a moment picture that person in your life you would like to see this happen to?  Sometimes it is an entirely different species other than yourself.  To me, Lions all deserve a […]

Sharting is such Sweet Sorrow…

| February 2, 2013

Have you ever sharted?  You know, that sudden surprise when you thought you were just lifting the old cheek off the church pew for the dry reverberation and ‘UH OH!’ you discover a little or a lot more happened than you expected?  We are talking about the hither-to-known ‘Wet Fart’ that has gain the popular name of […]

Are You a Stupid Scammer Spammer?

| February 1, 2013

Are you a stupid scammer spammer?  Do you wake up each morning and say “Gee let me send out 1 billion stupid messages about random sex websites” in hope that someone will be interested in seeing you naked?  Guess what, a majority of us are not interested in you nakedness.  In fact we don’t want […]